…that I write a blog entry.
Sorry that 1. I have been too busy to blog, 2. I have been too absentminded to blog. and 3. I have not felt like blogging.
If you only believe 2 and 3, that’s okay. Now let’s get down to business. The kind of business that makes us laugh. Here’s a tale for you. Two days ago I received a -at time dreaded- piece of paper on my door. I had a parcel to pick up at the post office. Paranoid, I searched debit cards, credit cards, Amazon, Snapfish, eBay, Walmart and every other online establishment that I purchased from in the past years. I called mom, Kris’ mom, and everyone else who would send a parcel to ME. I was determined that I wasn’t going to open this huge piece of mail at home– only at the post office, lest it blow me up. So yesterday after chores, chores, dirty diapers, changing Kyla, burning CDs, and punching out bulletin board letters, it was time to go to the post office. [at this time, I must admit, I was a tad excited. Someone thought so much of me to send a parcel.] We went to our “local” post office and the postal officer said it was downtown. So, I get to the car and yell, “Kris, it’s at Jebbia’s.” “WHAT?” “Jebbia’s.” Note: Jebbia’s is a fruit market located near the post office. So, we go downtown to the post office and I stand in line with Mabel, Esther, maybe even Eve and St. Nick [everyone in line was 90+ and driving! YIKES!] I patiently, or not so patiently, await my turn while aforementioned patrons purchase rolls and rolls of stamps for Ye Olde Sante Clause Cards. Finally, it’s my turn. Postal woman gets my Parcel [While You Were Out Card] and comes back with a small 4×4x4 box addressed to me from Mead Johnson Nutritionals. It was no other than a canister of formula– baby formula. Ah, to say that I was surprised was an understatement. I was shocked and the carnal side of me, was mad and sad that I don’t get to use my present. Though, I will share the present with a great friend of mine who will surely use it.
If you’re in the mood for another Danielle adventure, please read below.
Last night Kris, Kyla and I went to his mom’s house for supper. After a long, [at times stressful-look above] day, I was thankful for a hot, yummy meal that I didn’t have to cook. We were talking about life, love, Beagles [which we were supposed to get today-- another story for another time.] and Kyla. I thought of some earthshattering event that I seriously needed to tell my mother, which I now forget. That’s how earthshattering it was. I forgot her phone number and thought my cell was in the car. It was way too cold outside to get it, so I used MIL’s phone. I dialed xxx-2733 and I say, “Mum?” “ewauroieurh [could not understand who answered.] I hurried up and hung up because that was, of course, not mum’s house or work. I was thinking and thinking of what her number could be. Note: she has worked at the same place for 7 years and I have been dialing it for at least 2x week for 7 years. So, [lightblub moment] my cell is in my coat pocket. Ta-da. I am finally able to call xxx-2273 [which I did remember just now without looking at the contact list.] I still don’t remember what I told her; I do now that in the midst of that chaos that I lost my keys. I swore they were in the side pocket of the diaper bag. Kris, that’d be pocket #3. [teehee] They were actually in my fleece pocket at home on my bedroom dresser. Life is good. and hilarious.
Since I am so absentminded, silly and at times, just plain dumb, I told Kris on the way home that we should label the diaper bag pockets with numbers because he always get pissed [miffed, ticked, etc.] when I tell him something in the side pocket. He thinks they are all side pockets. So, we brainstormed at 11:00P and came up with a labeling system. Problem solved. Pray that I don’t forget what pocket number things are in or what number what pocket is.
If I can think of an enlightening devotion topic during Kyla’s later afternoon nap, I will enlighten you with thus said topic! Until then, happy reading!